When you thought you were doing the right thing then the lunatics changed the rules but you don’t care.

What’s the question?

Was it to make room to fit the 690% increase in newborns?

Did they look like fascists?

Fascism?

Nice

Raji?

Chickens don’t menstruate.

They’re not.

Me and my family

I’ll bet the owner of that dealership sure is sorry for jumping on last month’s bandwagon! Idiot!

Does this smell like nitrogen to you?

Just as long as I’m not getting tossed into the beach

They figured this place was just another liberal outreach program and moved on. Lots of folks are.

Neat! Tell us more!

Right? Deported for harboring known criminals.

In a large bowl, combine 750ml of your closest booze and the Oreos. Use a potato masher to create a smooth yet chunky consistency. Best enjoyed naked while binge watching Bojack Horseman.

First learn Latin.

I enjoyed reading this. Thank you

Nice. Psyched for more. Bring Back Better!