I didn’t have a safe place to have sex with my partner when I was 17 (doors must be open when we’re together, no sleepovers) so we fucked in the middle of a park, in an open field. It was definitely a memory, but probably wasn’t the safest thing to do.

Ugh I was the other person in both of your scenarios. I had a scintillating shiny rainbow pencil that this dickhead in my class took one day. I saw him writing with it and said “hey, that’s mine!” He protested and said it was his.

It literally had my name on it, embossed in gold lettering.

I called our teacher over, and by then he had scraped my name off by rubbing it against the desk. I told the teacher that my name USED to be there, but he had scraped it off.

She told me there’s no way to prove he didn’t bring it in, and let him keep it.

I had a big pack of them that was gifted to me, so it wasn’t REALLY that big of a deal. BUT THE PRINCIPLE OF IT ALL

When I play games, I use a 60% and a Razer Tartarus v2. I won’t play any other way. It’s so much more ergonomic and better for my wrists, and I don’t have to rebind keys in games ever again.

For regular computing and work, I for sure use a full-size!

When my grampy died, my parents threw out about four Model Ms from his house. They didn’t know they’re not just old keyboards D:

The Cat Empire fell off the left, near the bottom

My mate ended up with a smashed window and fucked up ignition only to have his car NOT stolen because it’s a standard hahaha

BigStackD LOVES THIS

Once we got a Sound Blaster Audigy 4, I was soooo happy.

SLAAAAAAMS

There were no CD+Rs

My computer’s mobo was so shitty, it played .midi files badly. I was shocked when I went to a mate’s and the same midis sounded like the song they’re actually supposed to be.

Completely! I’ve heard about it from a few people and I want to go soooo badly.

I reeeeEEEEEALLY went to go.

I first learned of it from a video with one of my favourites, doseone.

It’s an incredible art exhibit. Extremely inventive and fun. I have never been but I know people in America who have, and zero of them have been underwhelmed or disappointed. It’s my number one desire if I ever find myself near there.

OmegaMart if you’re near Vegas lawl

Jesus Christ, I haven’t seen those before! What’s that cost?!

Some bullshit = my dumb lazy ass ordering delivery for the third time this week, at least it’s food and not booze this time

You’ve got this, Foxy. If my talentless ass can do it, your amazing art… ass can too!

(Also it doesn’t stop when you’re married… you just have another person to fantasize with)

*blessing

“I’ll notify her next of… fruit cup.”