If he got in your face and you had your hand up and it just barely touched his chest he’d be yelling “CALL 911!! THATS ASSAULT!!!”

“Penn Jillette is one of my favorite people to just listen to talk.”

I’ve listened to his podcast since it started. He’s hilarious and has some of the best stories ever

Weird. You’d think the stable genius who kept dozens of boxes of classified documents in a golf club bathroom would know more about this stuff

If it’s good enough for Dalton Wilcox, it’s goddamn good enough for me

https://youtu.be/RYsO6EcuxbM