Secretary of Offense

Do step 1 before the laws change to where the guy who threatened her gets a medal of freedom instead.

I think a lot less people will be buying cars. And a lot of other stuff.

It was an oopsie. His lawyers said so! That makes it not illegal. Oopsies are not illegal.

_/s

That’s Motor Coach to you, peasant!

And thank goodness for that? 🤮

I don’t think I need a mortgage at that point

Welp. This is about to get pretty interesting. And possibly also catastrophically horrible.

I have not yet unlocked that perk

Oddly, I got some of the best customer service in my life from Union Scale; the company who makes the office chair I bought from Staples.

Gotcha. Ok, please recommend a shady bank that is interested in sketchiness at my level

How do i do that with a mortgage?

This is fucking bonkers

Come on, people, be honest. Who amongst us hasn’t accidentally communicated our top secret war plans with a potentially adversarial third party before? Hmm? That’s what I thought. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

🙏 🛐 🤲 🔥

https://archive.ph/F9FSe

Well, the white ones, anyway

Well, we all know the Crusaders did nothing but spread kindness, friendship, and joy throughout the world, so it’s a good thing that he has that. Right?

…Right?

Also, if women are caught reading in Texas, they will have a finger cut off. One finger for every offense.