The worst kind of carpetbagger.

It doesn’t matter what I would choose to do. Quantum immortality robs you of free will. I’m slaved to the swap, and my life’s path is now deterministic in nature.

It’s a hell that I wouldn’t even be aware of.

It’s cloning, isn’t it?

Bratva Bagman, back on the street.

Waiting for their orders to start killing brown folks.

“THEY CAN’T ALL BE NAMED SPARTACUS!”

Western Nebraska turning against Trump? Everything old truly is new again.

Quality punslinging.

Well… this should be interesting…

You’re thinking of a synagogue. A demogogue is an authoratative request made brusquely.

Reagan is a communist.

The 80s smelled like cocaine and wine coolers.

With emulators mostly.

Should be Guy Smiley.

Can I borrow two dollars?

No, but they do have a 30/30 version

They call it the “Precise V7”, but the ink makes it anything but. I think make it out of ground-up neutron stars.

But that’s why I like them. The writing’s no good if it doesn’t bleed a little.

And the Agender Agenda continues apace…

Already did it.

But turkey eggs have a completely different flavor…