Fine… Opens Spotify

“My Best Friends… In my ass” - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

“Stand Out… In My Ass” - Tevin Campbell

Dis-place-yeah?

Lol learning a friend of mine still did that when he was like 22 was wild. He got so belligerent and tough and chest poundy when everybody was surprised. It’s not weird, really, but I still like to tease him for whatever I can since he’s such a cunt most of the time, being 6’5 and jacked and rich and smart and just an asshole in general… And I’m a masochist and he was really hot and towered over me and constantly bullied me 🥵

Oof yup that was a doozy

Are socks ever clean enough? Would you do this with underwear, and why not?