The 5th Element, but she decided the world isn’t worth to be rescued.

Fight Club but the roles are switched about who is imaginary.

Jurassic Park, but getting eaten as a guest is intended.

Yeah, right.

No it’s because Emperor Julius and Augustus want their own months in summer.

Well Munich swiched back to Windows and a M$ dependence opened there short after, looks like deals where made.

But good news anyway Schleswig-Holstein, the state near Hamburg, decided to switch completely to Linux.

Glad I just use WhatsApp only through a matrix bridge.

We call it dnf now. *Tips Fedora and leave

Yes, Pfannkuchen (which means exactly pancake). But only in west Germany. East call them Eierkuchen. (Eggcake)

Kaka is babyslang for shit in germany.

It’s an old joke:

sudo = admin rights

rm = remove

fr = force recursive (the more popular syntax is

“rf” but for the joke its “fr” which looks like a short form for French)

/ * = C:\

It doesn’t remove the French language pack, it removes the entire harddrive.

Maybe Linux is 10 years ahead. Let’s give our windows users some insight about their future:

Don’t remove the French language pack with sudo!