I wish this was a real thing I could buy my mum for Xmas. I love her dearly but her parenting style was hilariously unique.

Sorry its a pebble.

I go for walks for exercise. Sometimes I encounter lone women in the woods etc and I’ll try and take another route to avoid walking behind them. I feel like announcing by whistling etc would just make things worse. It annoys me that we have to think about these things tbh. I’m gay for fucks sakes, ive got zero interest in women. Im just out and about minding my own damn business.

The teenagers whos sexual awakening was triggered by this video are now the most perverse humans on the planet.

Probably get more for that than you would for a Telsa.

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.