Huh, another good reason for sticking with physical money. You can’t beat someone with a sock full of bitcoin.

We don’t. Our Government pretty much hates the guy.

At least you don’t have a drinking problem

With a bar of gold you can crush someone’s skull in and steal their food. Try do that with Bitcoin.

If we could somehow vaccinate chickens, I wonder what the anti vaxxers would say. On the one hand they would be eating “potentially mutated and unsafe eggs” on the other hand they would be able to afford eggs.