Probably Don’t Stop Believing, Home For A Rest, or Baby Got Back.

Honourable mention to Firestarter and Sandstorm

Alphanumeric!

Clean up the streets, feed garbage into the replicator to be used as fuel/raw materials

I am going to timetravel to the 1890s

What about if instead of feeding on humans’ electricity, the machines fed on orgasms?

I did the same, only I got the 2.4ghz wireless one, it’s solid for shore

A keyboard without a numpad is like a cock without a foreskin.

Stupid as fuck, but some people don’t know any better

Will there, though?

Check the create date

I remember my old car stereo that would run mp3 files off of a CD, shit was so tight! Didn’t need to transcribe the music as audio tracks so you could fit so much more Linkin Park tracks on a CD than ever before, god those were the days

Farts and sandy

You just need some mushrooms mushrooms, or perhaps a snake

I’d like a cannon that could shoot badgers at people, I’d call it the Badger Blast

You should put your skeleton inside of a robot so you can live on after death

I went back in time and farted on a puppy. Sorry. You really should have seen the original timeline. We had blimps, universal healthcare, and six seasons of Firefly

That class of servant exists?

How do I go about hiring a housekeeper?

It’s only so to those whom have been conditioned to believe so