I really like 4.

Mainly for the reason that it auto rotates the pencil lead every time you lift it off the page; thus preventing flat spotting your handwriting

Thank you for explaining the punch line

You must be fun at parties

Hand picked by the man himself I hear

Fun fact: a replacement windshield for a tesla is on average 1,200 - 2,000 dollars because of their dumb as fuck design

At least cruise learned to shut the fuck up and stay in his lane