Admittedly this isn’t the worst story I’ve heard, but it would be nice if you could appreciate that you’re dealing with human beings, and provide some feedback.

Which government? There’s magnesium in our water.

Yeah, I worked at an Amazon during the pandemic. I got Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday off. Wednesday was weird cause I’d be tired on the Tuesday night and on the Wednesday I couldn’t stay up cause I was at work the next day.

Arse bottom.

I know that one as “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink”.

JK Rowling and Jeremy Clarkson.

You want nationalised health care, fuck an insurance based system.

When The Simpsons started that was normal.