Never lived in the US.

That’s literally the same, people complain about “enshitifying” because things were free/cheaper/ad-free before.

2 decades? My dude, 2 decades ago it was 2005. Computers have been commonplace close to 40 years now.

There is no place in the screenshot that specifies which generation is referred to that knows how to rotate PDFs. They could be Gen X and you just assumed otherwise…

10.000 per day, in fact!

Oh yes, Microsoft got to be literally the richest company on earth and Bill gates the richest guy on earth for decades by not “enshitifying” computers. You got it, boss!

Obamna*

Bonk!

No, he would be the only normal one in a country full of foreigners.

Now do rz, ż, ź, dz, dż and dź!

It might be trying to spell Czy wino stawić?

To be fair, the 90s in Poland were a rough time to own a car.

We made a tourism campaign out of it at least: “Come to Poland! Your car is already here”.

It’s okay, they weren’t emails…

The one that also breaks guitars, yes.

Musicians be counting dollar bills

Imagine if Musk went Nazi just to get conservatives to buy electric cars, and deep down he’s a good guy just trying to fight climate change…

… I need to stop sniffing glue.

1.04 in 2

Well, that’s cheating!

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

But they’re not whales…