This is… The most accurate

Ah well that’s vote selling, something poor people do, and highly illegal.

Apparently I’m not alone in this. Though I don’t think ours died, though we did give it away… Maybe it’s the same machine, transferred several times until it finally found a floor that would finish the job.

If only he could count that high

I nominate you to be Greenland

As an engineer of today, I find it insulting that you would lower engineers throughout history to my level.

Pecans are useful. How about mosquito?

Sent to a school?

Isn’t the goal to isolate the US?

Underbun?

If only musk stayed as semen…

I’d accept that.

So long as they don’t sit on their hands doing nothing and then decide to run one candidate in 2028. You don’t lead by taking the top seat, you lead by building a base that wants you to lead.

… This isn’t an onion article. That’s horrifying.

Even just suggesting that makes me less hungry!

Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.