Let’s just hope it doesn’t go both ways. I’d hate to see him start beating people at work in a drunken stupor.

If it calls itself a department of the government… Isn’t that all the proof needed?

That’s just the latest Bezos rocket under wraps. The final version will achieve perfect penis proportions for getting deep into space.

If the puppet master says so…

Someone needs to take a good straight-on shot of it to upload to the Internet before it disappears.

Gyup gyup!

I don’t understand, you mean Elmo isn’t president?

Ahh, this coming from a guy with the spine of a jellyfish.

Trump giving the economy the shocker is shocking, and we’re 6% through his 4 year “term.” Things couldn’t get worse, could they?