Hey, everyone knows it’s way better for one man to have scores of wives than for – gasp – two men to be married

This is Truth Social erasure, and I will not stand for it

What a timeline to be in that our best hope is that it’s just another way to funnel money to his cronies

I don’t think Trump likes April 20th for the same reason most of us do…

This is me with Taco Bell’s shredded lettuce. If I get a burrito, I’ll know there’s a piece of lettuce in it two or three bites before I get to it.

Like I love lettuce, spinach, kale, all those leafy greens. But I swear they spray it with artificial lettuce flavoring or something.