Coming home from the pub and your clothes and hair reaking of cigarette smoke

Starting with Stephen fucken Miller.

As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.

Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…

Quick! Change the subject!

Douglas?

One word: AIPAC

Double secret probation!

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It’s the electrolytes

HSBC - how many times can a bank be caught laundering dirty money and still exist?

Well you would get one happy plant

You don’t see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage.

He’s driving purely on hate and spite. Like the damn revenant, fucker won’t die until he completes his mission of destroying America.

2016 - woke up and swore at the TV twice that year.

Once for brexit, and again for the US elections.

Never have I had so little faith in humanity.

Build a large wall around the entire perimeter of the property.

Construct a tall stone tower in the middle of the property and paint it completely matt black.

Poison the land around the tower, so nothing, not even grass can grow.

Have packs of wild, feral dogs roam the property.

Dress in dark grey robes, and spend the rest of your days on the top of the tower, screaming obscenities at any passers-by, or shaking your fist angryly at the sky.

For the second cuming?