There are some truly online takes out there, and this is definitely one of them.

Buckle up, it’ll get worse from here as more people come over from reddit.

All I hear is the Nutshack theme

Something stinks

And of course porn flash games

Imo it looks better than the real thing. That sloped back that turns it into like a hatchback looks kinda nice actually.

The “dry heat” line comes from Hudson when they first go into the reactor/nest and they’re looking around, just before the attack.

Super Troopers

From “The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!” to “BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears

I’d rather wait and see what happens.

I for one wouldn’t be at all surprised if the next move is something along the lines of “the party told you what to believe” kind of thing.

(Satisfaction guaranteed)

But climate change isn’t real, right guys?

/s