Come to think of it, I don’t know if I really FEEL empathy. Like, maybe I do, but it’s hard to say. In my mind, it simply comes down to this: if something shitty happens to me, I know what it feels like. Likewise, I know that other people would feel the exact same way. So if something shitty happens to another human being, it’s not necessarily that I FEEL something for them, so much that I can imagine how I would feel in that same situation.
It’s been a long time since I saw it, but I remember the Simpsons movie had a part about the NSA listening in on phone calls.