Visit some national parks if you can (while they still exist).

I believe it’s more than half a trillion total at this point. We were supposed to have nationwide fiber since the 90s and we still mostly don’t have the country covered. WTF did they do with all that money?

the 5th circuit

Oh boy!

The biggest pump and dump scam of all time?

You could use Ublock Origin to just block the notification element: You will still receive messages of course, but you won’t see the notification pop up so effectively, they might as well not exist.

There might be other fancier ways of doing this, but that would be a relatively simple way to effectively do it.