“Water me, asshole”

-Sent from my iPhone

Go drunk OP, you’re home.

“Better to have a mermaid in your hair than crabs in your bikini bottom.”

-Ancient Proverb or something, idk.

If you meet a girl who also likes farming, you should do something sexy to a tractor

Blender and a funnel!

Fleshy car wrap :D

If anything, it makes me more curious about how it smells and tastes. I can’t help it, haha XD

This video of two Danes trying Surströmming fish had me in a laughing fit.

Congratulations! You’ve discovered generalized anxiety.