What are they sinking about?

Thanks! One day it will be a movie…“the train that couldn’t slow down”

And dizney.

All the princeses are real life slaves!

Clearly.

Another bites the dust! Clearly the best way.

I rode some light rail trains in Mexico. The guards were putting money on boxes and I though it was a thought provoking photo. So I took the shot. Apparently they thought so too. They followed me and asked me to removed the photo because it was my first offense. Fuck that I’ve never been back in 35 years.

Just don’t say you used to support the guy and do your part to try to get him legally out of the whitehouse along with his admin buddies.

I sleep in the couch next to the window. When I see anything moving, any light, I’m getting up and looking through the little window on top of the door. Nevermind the full side window, I want to be stealthy… Lol.

…and the small towing tractor… Ehhh, you mean the two things just fell even though they were already hooked together to go into storage? Or like was the tractor trying to save the plane? Or maybe the seas were really foken rough at the time? Like foken foken?

Texas security guard on a grayhound: ma’am, are you pregnant or a fat guy?

Guy: Dude, its a bus! Everyone goes in the same toilet when its a bus! Wanna see my pee pee?

$3k, $5k, $20k. What’s democracy mean to you?

I say let’s make him the next Juliani.

Yes.

The progression is:

1 go to school.
2 graduate.
3 go to university.
4 get into so much debt
5 start working to repay.
6 the government makes you a criminal artificially.
7 die in prison.

She’s gotta get the next election fraud well planned is my guess.

Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.

Seriously! 100K minimum to cover the basics.

Re-open Alcatraz as a tourist attraction with real live criminals like a petting zoo but for violent offenders.

Some girls like to have 37 cups, however, temporarily between these two girls they can have 1 cup and that is okay!

But the same dads driving… Just pull into thus driveway to do the u-turn! Sure! They don’t mind! Its a driveway!