Deftones and NIN need to switch places.

They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.

Water balloons are pretty weak, something like acetone or xylene could fuck up the paint but would also damage the balloon. Acids are unlikely to do much, they’re both made of plastic polymers.

You could probably fill a water balloon with paint, though. Or epoxy.

You’re the one saying a moral argument is “unrealistic”.

Did you know that morality is not the same as legality? Some immoral things are legal and occasionally vice-versa.

Implied fact: a baby is capable of having a religion, despite its inability to comprehend the concept.