Without delving deeper into these numbers, the politics, mechanics, or absurd cost of education in the US - $2.2B is an absolutely staggering amount of funding for a single institution. To say that it is privileged is an understatement.

Please don’t be mean to me. I’m just trying to get by…

That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Some of us out there are hanging on by a thread.

Here I am, snorting my wife awake at 2 am because of an unexpectedly hilarious cock joke