Communist

I’ve never died, I posit that I am the very first immortal human, there is no evidence to the contrary.

kdotool can do all of those if you’re using KDE, but there is no universal solution, not yet.

I rebound it, I never use it

practically begging for someone to post the competing standards xkcd

He gives them out for free often, a significant portion of the blue checks you see aren’t people actually paying for them.

What movie?

This is not true, ydotool already works and there’s nothing against that in the wayland design, it just works differently than x, not not at all

gnome is working on an accessibility protocol for wayland called newton, check it out.