Apparently you haven’t heard, but now we just send people back to whichever country is convenient at the time

Kek•i•sto•cra•cy

The specifics of the current program are as follows: (1) a terrorist act must cause $5 million in insured losses to be certified for TRIA coverage, (2) the aggregate insured losses from certified acts of terrorism must be $200 million in a year for the government coverage to begin, and (3) an individual insurer must meet a deductible of 20% of its annual premiums for the government coverage to begin. Once these thresholds are met, the government covers 80% of insured losses due to terrorism

This got me 😂

I don’t have a voicemail set up specifically because I don’t want to dial in to check it. If you’re a real person just text me to get my attention.