then went up in price anyway lol

🔫🧑‍🚀 step away.

In the Mr. Rogers documentary, even he was asking his wife if he was a good enough person when he was nearing the end of his life.

His wife obviously told him he did more than enough and he was silly to even ask that question, but in a way I was happy to hear he asked that of himself because it shows how universal that question is of the human experience.

…uh, for anyone who has empathy anyways.

I will fucking murder you over this rock.

Is this the other side of the war on drugs coin?

‘Cause this coin sucks.

Neat! I fucking hate it! 🤙 terrible news! 🎉 I’m going insane! 🙏 this is me coping! 🥳

I am shoot on sight!

Doge members, including Airbnb co-founder, aired their vision for federal government to be ‘Apple Store-like’

I want to Luigi them all, it’s hard to know where to start. Capitalism is commodifying existence into a progressively-restrictive slavery. Defenders say the market course-corrects, but greed is always going to be the piece of the democratic Jenga tower back down to authoritarianism.

You gotta Field of Dreams it; post in communities you want to see liven up and people will follow, it just takes time.

I guiltily admit i do watch them as background noise years after they’ve been released to make sure they suck. They typically do, though I’ve heard The Jungle Book live remake wasn’t bad.

I’d like to see them do an updated Bullshit series. They really lampooned veganism at the time when I was on the fence about it, and even then I knew they weren’t giving it a fair argument.

I wrote a script on how to “prank” your neighbor wherein the prank is never actually revealed but how to break into someone’s house and leave undetected are shown in great detail, and the person being “pranked” is themselves a big pranker who gets others hurt with their pranks.

It’s all very obviously a thinly-layered analogy for it being OK to kill your neighbor if they’re a Nazi.

Such a fun comedy I wrote. Why don’t my friends want to produce it?

Trying to remove the observer effect, totally understandable! Best wishes in your studies! Say, before you go, which alcohol makes for the best Molotov?

If he wasn’t a piece of shit destroying everything he would be pretty hilarious. “Concepts of a plan” still makes me chuckle.

If we could read we’d be very upset.

Good for her.

…still not watching the movie, but good for her!

Honestly the team seems inept enough that they could be easily bamboozled out of a mil.

unless you send the message alongside a Bitmoji they aren’t gonna read it…

…why am i helping you?

I need to delete this thread in the event my spouse sees it and gets any ideas.

I appreciate your clarifying what shouldn’t be put in the oven given the context of the community we’re in.

Plus I may have, at some point in my life, put a plastic (electric) kettle on a burner when my parents asked me to put the kettle on.

…I should probably be dead by now.