Options:
- Very Wet paper towel on the plate, microwave the plate for 30-60s
- Heat it up over a flame, a ways away (ie. Butane torch under it, but like 12" away)
- If you have a small countertop over or air fryer/toaster. Heat it up in there briefly
- If you’re making toast, place it on top of the toaster (not too long, it can still break).
You can also use an oven, but that’s a lot of air to heat up for just a plate. If you’re already using it though, that’s a win.
I heat my plates up alllll the time.
Steal from your national savings account (Social security)?
Literally, actually taking money THAT IS YOURS, from your account, that you are entitled to… Because it’s your fucking money. Paid for, every tax year, to save, and consume after a certain age.