Long long baaaaAAAAaaaaaacon! *sexy saxophone sounds*

Limp Bizkit should be smack bang the middle, they’re happy angry sad and horny.

My first pirated copy of windows was 3.1.

How You Doin?

I’m still here.

And if that doesn’t work, use a flamethrower. That always gets your point across.

People are always going on about how he was innocent, Then why didn’t he stop 9/11?

Going by that laugh, all of the above.

It’s just not in their jeans.

Ahhh Bic, where it’s 2 main products are also the most stolen products.

👍

This route is for sleepwalkers only.

New beacon, who dis?

That’s why I refuse to wear white, I put on a white shirt, turn around and there’s a new stain on there somehow.

People have been calling me it all my life.

The grocery store I work for played the Skyrim theme once, fuck I felt awesome while cutting watermelon.

I became the Melonborn!

I don’t like that, the Delorean is exponentially better than the nazicar in every way.

Nah it can’t be that, that numbers way too low to be that.