Damn it’s almost like we both observed objective reality instead of sticking our heads straight up MAGA’s asshole for the entire election.

There are few things that wouldn’t go better than this 😔 Bill Burr would be a massive improvement, no question.

Frustration over the fallout rather than frustration over the leak. That about sums up this administration

Yah gotta loop in Comrade Insurrectionist and 18 year old Big Ballz from DOGE if you want to keep those elections secure.

Jon Stewart would be too perfect for this timeline, but I could picture a Bill Burr presidency.

Be respectful of your daughter’s wishes and let her be.

Meanwhile, inform ICE that her boyfriends are critical of the genocide in Gaza and with any luck their citizenship will get revoked and they’ll be deported to Venezuela.

His immigration stance is literally to deport your wife and you are still supportive? Insane brainwashing.

“certain elections” is probably defined as “elections where im not participating”

Billionaires have done a lot these past few years toward outing themselves as being just as stupid as any other random dumbass.

The technology behind this will power Trump’s slush fund for years to come however

What’s the grift this time? Backed by DOGE and Melania coins?

We were much dumber than we thought. Now Trump attacks what’s left of our already-troubled education system.

TIL about sshfs and life got a little bit nicer