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  • friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.world*Permanently Deleted*
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    8 days ago

    So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let’s go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.