I hear they started off in their parents garage

Eat shit, Leon

It’s always the ones with the most money that are the stingiest fucks. Always using their wealth as a reason why they’re entitled to anything, yet not actually paying unless forced to.

Don’t tell me it’s Big Balls 😬🤞

Once again, the dregs of American society endorse U-Haul as their first choice in mass transportation

I don’t get it either, though i think an explanation would probably be even more confusing

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Seriously might as well write 1 on a marble and make that his diplomacy roll

A modern hero!

That’s what i was thinking when people first started supporting his run for the presidency in 2016. I just assumed it was common knowledge that he was a blatant con/grifter/sleazeball. I guess i didn’t realize those would be taken as positive traits by a bunch of self-proclaimed “Christians” lol

Honestly wasn’t sure if they were talking about one of his children when they said xAI

Another executive order. What does this guy think he is, king?

Just wait till Leon assigns Big Balls to the case – they’ll get to the bottom of this in a flash

Liquidating the country. This is reminding me of the leveraged buyouts that were all the rage for a min

Why a billionaire needs to lap up such a comparatively small amount of money is beyond me. Taking all this risk, doing something that would be so blatantly obvious… What’s the point?

in a late-night Friday memo

Bet there’s fry grease and a couple sticky rings from the bottom of a diet Coke can adorning it

My favorite explanation for this is that he’s autistic. It never fucking ends with these people, lol