They’re allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

I remember when running a successful business required accountants to count the beans. Is this what running government as a business looks like?

Totally normal.

This sounds as observant as the epiphany that you can’t breathe under water unassisted.

Do you honestly believe that this administration will do anything to Zuck’s Meta?

This is like one of those “downloading” progress windows that get stuck on 99% for hours, you hit “cancel” and the download had been done all along.

Any appointment Trump makes is always the worst possible person.

But we all know he doesn’t really mean it or will do anything with them.

If we don’t know what’s coming, we don’t have to prepare for it. Profit.