One has its natural length, one keeps things trimmed.

*lion

I concur, your hair looks great.

I hear age can make you less horny.

if you drive me, people will think you’re NOT gay!

Time for me to get a horse.

GET IN THE ZONE

Some of you accept “no.” Others, “oh but why noooooot?”

I cut them off. Those that accept “no” are cool.

Fellow introverts, enforce boundaries. It’s good for you!

That’s not my dad, that’s a cell phone. Duh!

Mine’s magnetic. I have a charger on my nightstand. It keeps my phone in place, so it doesn’t get knocked down where it’s hard to get.

I also have a charging cradle on my desk. Keeps it upright. Makes it easy to glance at any notifications or quickly deal with MFA. I do sometimes unplug the cradle and just use it as a non-charging prop.

It’s also nice because, being magnetic, it also helps when I am having issues with my hands. (Stiff joints.)

Good for that prosecutor that pursued this creep, even though it cost her her job.

I know Toyota is Japanese, but they have a Kentucky, USA factory where they manufacture Camry and Lexus ES 350 and 300h.

If other people are affected, no they’re not. They just need to be tough like me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to call in a favor for something that is affecting me.

“Oh no. I did his bidding. He was supposed to hurt other people, but not me. Now I hate that guy. Feel sorry for me.”

2. It’s the best to grip.

Bwahh!

Life’s too short to spend your leisure time doing stuff you don’t want to do. Go dinos!

If I had to choose one of these, 4. (I can’t see a whole lot of detail in the image. Looks like a Uniball.)

But my preference is my Uniball Signo click pen, with micro tip. Love that precision. No cap for me to lose. And I will lose it.

Alt-right indeed.

Essential oils will not cure diseases or anything, but they are great for making things smell nice. I would give using these in a dryer ball a pass.

One of the few things I thought that Maddox (“The Best Page in the Universe”) got right was his viewpoint on ads. He refused to run them because he didn’t want to have to censor himself to not offend the advertisers.