Ignotum

Don’t call him that it’s disrespectful.

Disrespectful to his victims that is, he’s a “Couch Rapist”

But daddy elon told me empathy was bad

Seemed like they looked right at me right before, but you never know

I had the same experience earlier this week, except they didn’t back up and instead started driving, forcing me to jump back to avoid being run over

Mmm, i love how they pop, it’s like those boba tea things

Would you rather.
a) get one trillion dollars.
b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

They decided to use the expensive glue for that panel

If I had to pick bugs out of my wine I would probably also switch to drinking liquor instead

I’m addicted to crack, but it’s fine since it’s organic locally-sourced fairtrade crack