Damn it, that’s right … how did I forget that … but it’s been years since I saw this copypasta in the wild … first time I encountered it here on Lemmy

My personal favourite was being threatened in a comment thread years ago by Black Beard himself …

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

The extreme of that logic is like saying you do eat your vegetables … because your food originally ate vegetables

That’s beautiful … I haven’t been threatened by an online US Marine in years … I feel honoured … thanks :)

Which is why as a person of colour (I’m a big brown Indigenous Canadian) I will never engage with people like this … because I know that if this happened, there is a high likelihood that the police and courts would take his version seriously.

His first move would be to throw a hissy fit, collapse as soon as you touched him, feign a heart attack and threaten to sue you … all while shouting that you’re going to be deported

Bush? … don’t you mean Bush X

Lol … Canadian here asking

Beautiful work OP and I love the discussion and debate it brought about … excellent!

Fellow Canadian here … you spelled Bif Naked wrong

I think they’re just generally placed in the center white area, meaning they are equally angry, horny, sad and happy. Everyone in the center white is equally part of all four no matter where in the white they were placed.

It wouldn’t be easy to list everyone in the center and say that if their name was slightly to one side or not meant they were more angry, happy, horny or sad. I think that’s why OP just made a huge white area in the center.

It’s airborne and in the water

Me: Don’t worry its just Nausea and Coughing

Notices suddenly all rush in at once for … Rash, Insomnia, Cysts, Anaemia, Vomiting, Pneumonia, Sneezing, Sweating, Paranoia, Hyper Sensitivity, Abscesses, Haemophilia, Pulmonary Oedema, Fever, Inflammation, Tumours, Diarrhoea, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Immune Suppression, Skin Lesions, Seizures, Paralysis, Systemic Infection, Internal Haemorrhaging, Dysentery and Insanity

Me: … wow that was terrible

More notices pop up for … Necrosis, Hemorrhagic Shock, Coma, Total Organ Failure

Are you talking to me?

Or are you talking to yourself?

Or am I talking to myself?

This is all just a collective hallucination

No …

America has allowed idiots and lunatics to run their government while corporate news provides a non critical play by play news cast like it’s some sort of NFL championship playoff

You talking about the other half of the one party state?

and its becoming blatant and bold

Muskrat isn’t doing this for any other reason other than to test and expand the boundaries. It’s challenging the American people … if he can go this far and allowed to get away with it, then it will become the norm. The fault won’t be that he is doing it … the fault will be the American people who put up with this crap.

I’ve given up on trying to understand dumb American politicians … I’m completely disillusioned and lost hope in the American people.

It’s not a small group of billionaires that will destroy democracy in America … it will be an entire nation of people who just stand aside and watch everything burn without saying or doing a thing about it.

… in the tenth decade of the MAGA Empire, a new political catastrophe occurs … as in previous occasions, Biden was again blamed for these problems.

… and have a dance video playing with music and flashing lights with the text over it … but not too much text because I can’t read that well