Denmark because it’s by the sea and I’m a fan of Hamlet.

mix it and wonder why I took yoghurt from the sides like an animal

“Thanks for not causing me bodily harm with your machine”

You live in what is probably by most metrics the best time in human history.

If you live in one of the rich countries. Otherwise it’s shit and you’re lucky to get a job picking the fruit that feeds those rich countries which pay almost nothing (still better then opportunities back home). Basically they’re picking up the scraps left behind by us, who live in those rich countries and think things like “this is the best time to be alive in human history”, completely ignoring all the human suffering that supports our lifestyles.

for doing/saying shitty things.

for making “hard” decisions.

You mean when Luigi Mangione, a folk hero, ALLEGEDLY shot a capitalist mass murderer in the back?

Maybe in like… two centuries.

Don’t take that shit. Stay mad. Take any necessary legal action required. Failing that, “be the light you want to see in the world”