This has me dying - nice job!

Lol just ran it again and got:

The truth is that the ship is not covered with a shipwreck, and the ship is not covered with a shipwreck.

This is so weird, I’ve used Google translate on this image several times and keep getting different results for what the ticker says. I’ve gotten:

• It’s time to go on a long-term cruise.
• The truth is that the ship is not under the influence of the wind, and the ship is not under the influence of the wind.
• The last thing I want to do is to go to the bathroom.
• And the noise is not that loud, it …

I also got something about the bottom of the ocean being a layer of sand on top of another layer of sand, but didn’t get a chance to copy it

Wtf is going on here?

Yeah, this would make the story exponentially worse. It’d be like if you got caught cheating on your wife and went "whoa calm down! I didn’t know that woman, she just showed up to my Friday night gang bang unannounced!”

MAGA is like a real-time massive Dunning Kruger demonstration playing out in real time. These people don’t even have a basic understanding of what a government actually does. They just assume “it can’t be that hard, let’s just fire everyone and figure it out later.”

Definitely some of The Narcissist’s Prayer going on:

That didn’t happen. (Hegseth lead with this yesterday calling the journalist a liar)

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. (Trump was here last night saying it was a small glitch)

And if it was, that’s not a big deal. (Now they’re saying “whoopsie” about adding the journalist but not addressing the use of Signal at all)

And if it is, that’s not my fault. (stay tuned)

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

https://youtu.be/zK1Mpx9h-I8

Highly recommend this recent Extra History video about the domestication of cats

Holy shit, I get that polls don’t always tell a complete picture, but this dude lost 10 points of approval ratings with boomers in a single week.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/35017670

The White House has denied war plans were texted to the group, and Hegseth on Monday denied the reporting as well, calling Goldberg “a deceitful and highly discredited, so-called journalist who’s made a profession of peddling hoaxes time and time again.”

Fuck it, I say call their bluff and release it.

We have the best exploding cars in the world. All thanks to jail.

Heck of a job there, Pete

I think the biggest difference is that Elon has money. Most of the people Trump throws under the bus are people that served a useful function but then stopped fulfilling that function.

Elon’s function is to have money. He bought Twitter and spent hundreds of millions of dollars to elect Trump and Republicans. He threatens to fund primary challengers for any Republican that doesn’t fall in line.

I don’t see that usefulness disappearing anytime soon, no matter how unpopular he is.

The preamble to the Democratic platform is as follows. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

In the brief space of three and one-haft years, the people of the United States have come to realize, with tragic consequences, that our National Government cannot be trusted to the hands of political amateurs, dominated by representatives of special privilege.

Four years ago they were beguiled, by empty promises and pledges, to elect as President a recent convert to Republicanism. Our people have now learned that the party of Lincoln has been made captive to big businessmen with small minds. They have found that they are now ruled by a Government which they did not elect, and to which they have not given their consent.

Oddly enough, that’s actually still way more efficient than driving an ICE vehicle.

Harriet.

Harry-ette.

Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.

Beautiful, bemuse-ed, bellicose butcher.

Un-trust

… ing.

Un-know

… ing.

Un-love

… ed?

“He wants you back,” he screamed into the night air like a fireman going to a window that has no fire

… except the passion of his heart.

I am lonely.

It’s really hard.

This poem

… sucks.

That’s what’s so scary about this beast Murdoch and co have created. They thought they could pump out fake news for decades and people would believe whatever they wanted, allowing them to control the narrative.

It worked for a while, but then others realized how gullible the Fox News crowd was - and saw they could go even further into the crazy. Fox News now is basically in a spot where they have no choice but to push crazier shit than they actually want to. If they say the 2020 election wasn’t stolen, their viewers jump ship to someone who will tell them that it was.

Jesus fucking Christ. This reminds me of “Whites Only” bathrooms and water fountains. It’s nothing more than trying to dehumanize people by attacking their basic needs.