Mayor Poopington

As evidenced by this past thanksgiving, at least 73 deviled eggs

There is a local employee owned hardware store near me that will go out of their way to make you a deal. No idea how they do it, plenty of employees around to ask questions and some of the best prices around.

The bay area only has 1 weather anyways so makes sense

That’s why I like Levis pants. Lots of different fit options

That’s hilarious, I should try that out

Organized?

You make a mean caucasian, Jackie

You are right but it still makes me sad that she’s just going to get gobbled up by some factory farm. Some about leopards and faces I guess.

Good looking out. I’m on the west coast, but still going to mention it to my folks.

Not enough guillotines

This tree is “Oops, all bad apples!”

Why the fuck would you need to to rectify mercury

Did you get your doctor on Stackoverflow?