Sometimes I DO wish horses were real.

I think Bhaelfur already did that for you.

this is why you use and lose accounts regularly. no more than a month each.

*looks at own account age*

shit.

!nowhereelsetoshare@sh.itjust.works seems like a reasonable choice. but yt links don’t tend to do well anywhere.

kinda funny that OP got the letter cases right but didn’t think there was actually a difference

evil pacman phone

You could start the day by looking at him and saying “birthday” and in 20-40 years he should catch on.

I try to get people to join and inevitably they say…”Why, so I can follow all the other stupid lemmings?”

Someone deterred by this was never going to even consider joining in the first place. They are just messing with you.

guys i think it say hill

beggars-opera:
cropped screenshot from the “Merry Chrysler” vine

Another reason we need transcripts/alt text, for the uninitiated. Good job on the rest of it, too, OP :p