Nah, shitty grammar works wonders with his voter base. They feel the kinship…

When dumb Nazis have the largest nuclear arsenal freely at hand…

Impossible. Any political opinion other than my own must be garbled propaganda.I can’t explain it otherwise…

That’s a lot of bears. One could even say it sounds overbearing…

I can show the path that needs walked to reach a certain end. Doesn’t mean I’m going the same way.

Let’s intensify that interaction:

Women prefer meeting bears over men in the woods.

And here i was hoping any fascination is a woman cheesing it.

When they smell like onions, you know it’s the scent of the working class!

So you’re saying there’s a chance anyone fascinated with a piece of cheese might be a woman?

Up next, Columbia U changes its name to Trump U in order to avoid being deported back to its namesake country.

I know I’m an idiot and I know everyone else is as well, in their own way. So when I call people idiots, I do it as a fellow idiot gently reminding them they are in fact idiots.

They generally disagree.

A going theory is that you’re overstimulated and your body is starved of rest. You’d need to chill with the social media and electronics, go through withdrawal and then relax for a month or two on an isolated retreat in order to “reset” yourself.

Already have. Social media posts were used in the search and finding of one of the alleged Tesla vandals.

Modern viruses check the os before deciding which type of file to send your way.

Well shit! So no fucking around anymore? What about Australians? Are they still allowed to go “cunt” this and “cunt” that? I think it’s part of their cultural identity and forcing them to stop might harm them on an emotional level.

And what about the Polish? Or was it Poles? I forget. Anyway, “kurwa bobr” is an international sensation. We cannot censor it without it being called abuse and attracting a different kind of "kurwa"s posts.

Insults that are part of one’s cultural identity should be protected. And as such, I propose that the mod team should sacrifice a small amount of time in their day to learn culturally appropriate swear words from languages across the globe and share them with the rest of the users so that we may all know the socially acceptable way of insulting one another in a polite and friendly fashion.

A pleasant non-fucking day to you all. (They say abstinence makes the heart grow fond)