It’s a good starting point. I have a feeling a lot of other solutions will become possible after that step.

I would be 100% thrilled if a giraffe showed up at my corporate office, and I can’t imagine feeling anything else.

There are some stores, like Home Depot, Home Goods, and Michael’s (in the US), that are historically pet friendly. Leashed and good manners only of course, but it’s great for socializing a pet and making an employee’s day with cute puppies to break up the retail monotony.

A store that explicitly states service animals only, or has no sign, is not appropriate.

That’s a fair point, and why I have a TKL instead of full size. The reason I wouldn’t consider the % ones is being able to sit at any keyboard for work, friends, in public, relatives, etc and not worry about typos due to the slight placement differences. It’s quite frustrating.

Why do I need it to be compact? Neither my desk nor my fingers are changing sizes.

I bought a printer yesterday and it has a dedicated slot to print on CDs, you’ve inspired me.

The tarrifs are 100% donnie.

Forever…

Sorry you had to find out this way, that you’re a cop.

It’s named after Saint Didacus, who went by Diego, I guess.

But what if it inconveniences me even slightly?

It doesn’t matter what I think or know, the government uses COBOL.