Just a couple of business men doing business.

I hope his phone call after the announcement isn’t…“Hey Vlad! Vlad! I invaded something!”

This just in “One South African Man Topples American Superpower”, film at eleven.

Not only that but make it cheaper and give me the option of power windows or not. I can crank my own windows up and down, I don’t need it “motorized”. Let’s make cars available to the masses again.

“Hmmm…I think it’s worth seventyhundrillion…yeah that sounds right…seventyhundrillion”.

Close the door firmly after you leave.

BE Well, we already know he purchased a presidency so no surprise here.

Democrats…“Why I oughta…If I only…boy oh boy are you ever…sigh”.

Fuck bitcoin. Let’s bring back the beanie-baby as a monetary standard.

Not everything.