Probably just God making it spontaneously combust.

You can just write to Soros and he will pay for the arrears.

/s for any right wing nutjobs reading this

Is the snowflake afraid of a little free speech? I thought he was all about free markets correcting themselves?

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can’t be the product of chance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_salute

Pedophiles and sex offenders introducing invented mental illnesses. A great summary for the Republican party