Technically they said the courts can’t rule against the president and it’s the legislative branch that needs to reign in an illegal king.

Unfortunately the legislative branch are all under his boot and heel.

They did back in the MySpace days

We’re so fucked

To say nothing of his most recent wife

what line of work?

Presumably windows, and falling onto bullets.

Nowhere near as epic. This would be like a pre-show to Fyre island.

Why would slightly less than half of a railroad spike be better?

When you’ve lived your whole life without the struggle that the majority of humans in history have had to endure (food, shelter, clothing, etc.) and have never faced consequences for any of your shitty ideas, then yeah, you sort of build yourself your own version of reality, because to Muskrat, what is reality?

He’s never lived in the same world as any of us. It’s difficult to explain, but that’s the truth. He’s never lived in the same reality as everyone else. Most billionaires and trust fund babies have their own version of reality and are constantly confused over why and how people do things like: buy groceries, or a dozen donuts.

And if he floats, he’s also a witch.

The color yellow

Welcome friend. We may not be as cult like as Maga, but at least our representatives are worthless.

Feed him a pizza and let him return to the sewer.

Mitchell later said he wasn’t able to sleep because the Brazilian had cast a spell on him with “a legion of demons” that were attacking him and sending beautiful women to tempt him into cheating on his wife.

We’re uh, just gonna let this whole part go unacknowledged?

Best I can do is a once in a centuries empire collapse.