try having sex with it

you just need more cool friends. feminine men are out there dating lesbians all the time.

absolutely not and i imagine the same is true for leftists.

every musician I know that spent hundreds of dollars on custom molded sound blocking IEMs are saying yes definitely 100%

I am however a man of refinement

I imagine to most animals we appear absolutely terrifying. this is evidenced by behaviors toward us prior to earning trust.

don’t consume sugar. get that shit out of your house. do not snack, ever. do not cheat. habits are all about consistency. get used to being hungry at the end of the day. eat a carrot, fatass.

yea

that’s excellent thank you

I think they’re a goddamn idiot. I like it more when people tell me that they don’t have enough time to think about this shit and so they don’t have an opinion.

accomplishing your goals as a thriving family of four in a big house and then closing the game and realizing you’ve done absolutely nothing all day and it’s dark outside

thank you doctor I’m feeling better already

I hate memes and images so I don’t look at any of them on this platform so I don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re welcome

I am getting shadow banned constantly just by existing in a developing country. let’s not do this with Lemmy because otherwise I’m fucked

yeah I wonder why

plastic is a really good analogy actually. it’s just too cheap and convenient

Open as many credit cards as you can and spend all the money and don’t worry about paying it back it’s all good

I’m glad my dad and I aren’t friends anymore I hate that piece of shit

take all of the things you hate about Reddit comment culture and do your best to perpetuate them here

find one that has no fees. pay it off every month. it doesn’t matter what your credit limit is

it’s fucking annoying. it looks like shit. it’s boring the hell out of me

The stock prices are a rubber band they need to go up some when they fall down so quickly