In seriousness, though, one of these type of sites looked like a scam but they warned me that my Driver Registry needed defragmentation to avoid WiFi Corruption and had a free download to fix it so, y’know, swings and roundabouts.

Understandable. Have a great day.

Have the replicator print a replicator that auto-prints identical copies of itself as often as it can so you can cause the collapse of reality without having to be involved.

Hell, have the replicator print a replicator without the 24-hour cooldown to hurry things along a little

Steady on with that kind of comment, please. They might be sequoia fuckers.

Yeah, especially printers. Fuck printers.

Swipe down from the top of your screen and turn off ‘Auto Rotate’.

I feel like a stuck record saying this, but if there was a serious contender to Group Policy on Linux I honestly think Windows in the workplace would be dead in five years.