He shit his diaper and scared himself. He reversed what was supposed to be billion dollar tariffs. What happened to all the calls and people kissing his ass like he said? Did the bonds spook him?

I guess the part that is even more impressive is that his people try their best to vomit up some excuse to cover tangerine man. Deep down, without a doubt, you know his crew is like, this dumb mother fucker. There is no way they aren’t.

4 mile stretch. I hope they run out of people the first mile and they have to run to get in front of the parade to make it look like it’s full. I hope an eagle shits right on his head too.

I dunno about that. Over on a specific sub they are all chanting and drooling on how China will surely bend the knee.

Can we get a Nelson Ha Ha. I feel like I’m living in a cartoon. Sadly, one side refused to see any of this and I’d celebrating a win on how other countries are bending the knee.