Right, he’s both. Predator + Alien = Predalien.

Elon is a Predalien.

Having shitty luck helps, too.

Stick a fork in each end and eat it like corn on the cob.

The oldest Millennials are 44 now, and the term is still sometimes used to mean “young people.” But only by older people.

Whether that’s good or bad depends on what’s in the glass.

That’s awesome, I hadn’t seen that yet. And so apropos!

"I had a permanent, constipated grimace on my face. I was revenge personified. "

Millennials are now “old” by internet standards, so Gen X and older are positively ancient.

I had those exact speakers! Kept using them until a few years ago when one finally died, too.

EDIT: No idea why the other poster deleted it, but it’s too good to not put back up:

“I always though it was weird how none of the people on the track just roll out of the way, since they’re not tied to anything.”

rolls out of the way

I’ve been a Nintendo fan since 1988. Their astounding arrogance and greed with the Switch 2 has turned me off completely to them. I’m going to take extra pleasure in playing Metroid Prime 4 on my hacked Switch 1. It’s probably the last new game from them I’ll be playing until a Switch 2 emulator comes out.

Abyss = what you follow Illidan into

Second panel is an edit of the first panel for the joke, put on the right because it was made by someone who reads left to right.

China is a dictatorship.

“Enjoy your death trap, Sheerans!”

The picture is actually a moth, not a butterfly.