Answer: „bad people always feel well“ or something that roughly translates to „weeds don’t go away“

that’s even some proper yellow

Im struggling to get a joke in but it’s there: couch - Vance - private number

My dumb ass was searching for the one that’ll have the longest lifespan and I kept thinking how would he know beforehand.

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.

That’s the neat part, they don’t.

Or he’ll start a war and declares martial law